Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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