Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
ttyl tear gas
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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