If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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