Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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