I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
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