Yo dont text me then not text me
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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