Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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