you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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