I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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