Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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