There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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