whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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