Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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