I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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