Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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