wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
