The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
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