Can Purell be used as lube?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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