Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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