i permit you to call me
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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