i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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