talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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