I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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