So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I got inside last night via doggy door
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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