I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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