i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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