Can Purell be used as lube?
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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