I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I have grass duct taped all over my body
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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