I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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