Where did you get a picture of my penis
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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