Having a random hookup so left but love u
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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