She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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