Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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