You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
