shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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