I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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