That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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