You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Pooping to opera.
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