Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
It's just like the Real World with babies
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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