It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
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