I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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