Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Randomize
