Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Randomize
