Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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