Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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