So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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