Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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