Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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