I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Panties = found
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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