how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I wish you could order shots online.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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