Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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