Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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