Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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